Creativity and poop

Two of the biggest things you need to be a good parent in my estimation are creativity and a willingness to deal with poop. This requires humor, a strong stomach, and any number of household cleaners. In fact, poop can become such an ever present annoynance in parenting that it becomes almost sweet when you only find it in places that make sense - like inside a dirty diaper. Here's an ode that I sing to my boys in celebration of those days.

Feel free to make up your own melody!


You Look Kinda Funny -

You look kinda funny with your balls covered in poo,
You look kinda funny with your balls covered in poo,
You look kinda funny with your balls covered in poo,
But that's okay buddy 'cause I love you.